Rich old lady pearl glasses
Why these are the best:
They capture the wisdom, grace and secrets of every BOMB.com old lady that ever existed and funnel it onto your face. I consider pearls to be a friendlier version of the brass stud--just as much attitude, a little less intimidating.
Wear them when:
You need to channel the power and wisdom of a classy southern grandma drinking sweet tea on her porch.
How they'll make you feel:
LIKE A FREAKING STAR. I'm not kidding. Your black t-shirt will look cuter, your jeans will seem more expensive and your haircut just a TAD chicer. BOOM. You're welcome.
- 6" wide
- 2.5" from top to bottom of lens