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  • Carry my poodle! glasses
  • Carry my poodle! glasses
  • Carry my poodle! glasses
  • Carry my poodle! glasses
  • Carry my poodle! glasses
  • Carry my poodle! glasses
  • Carry my poodle! glasses
  • Carry my poodle! glasses

Carry my poodle! glasses

$25.00

Why these are the best:

It's SO HARD to find good help...but when you wear these glasses help will magically start to appear! Wildly comfortable, you'll forget you're wearing them and why attractive men keep asking if there's anything they can do for you!

Wear them when:

You're not sure if it's really WORTH all the energy it takes to exist in this world...and you need to be reminded, "Yes, yes it is!" If only because you have a nose and you're able to wear THESE glasses. Shine bright like a faux diamond baby.

How they'll make you feel:

Like the affluent powerhouse of means that you are! Like you just might have a poodle named Princess Precious and she is undoubtedly being fed grass-fed beef by well-manicured hands. What I'm saying is these will make you feel FAAANCY  even if you pair them with sweats.

XO,

Alison

Measurements:

  • 6" wide
  • 2.5" from top to bottom of lens


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